August 17, 2005

The summer of lightning continues

CNN.com - 19 Fort Benning soldiers struck by lightning - Aug 17, 2005

Bet they wish they were in Iraq. Well, not really.

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August 16, 2005

God apparently doesn't approve

Schools see rise in number of Hispanics
Lightning strikes Baldwin County schools

Two lightning strikes on the same day? (And a third during the weekend.) One where the Board of Education was meeting? At -- this can't be a coincidence -- Spanish Fort High School? And the other at Elberta Middle School. "El" berta?

(Note for the humor impaired. The above is not to be taken seriously.)

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July 29, 2005

The summer of lightning

Teen, infant killed by apparent lightning strike | ajc.com

It's almost August, so the media need a theme soon. I think this is the way to go, it's the second time two people have been killed by lightning in the south in the last week.

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November 26, 2004

God to nuclear plant: drop dead

al.com: NewsFlash - Lightning possible cause of reactor shutdown

A reactor at the Browns Ferry nuclear plant in northern Alabama (the real-life inspiration for the Springfield Nuclear Plant on The Simpsons) was shut down Tuesday. Apparently, a lightning strike could have caused a turbine to stop, causing the shutdown. That place is hexed.

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October 09, 2003

Twenty with one blow

Lightning bolt kills 20 cows under tree

Two others were euthanized because they appeared brain-dead. How can you tell with a cow?

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July 23, 2003

Well, it would, wouldn't it?

Lightning Kills Giraffe at Disney Park

I mean, think about it. A giraffe, of course, is really tall, lightning hits tall things.

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