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April 03, 2006
Tale of the Bidet Thief
My Way News - Late Grateful Dead Leader's Toilet Stolen
Four toilets and a bidet were stolen, but only one of the toilet once belonged to a member of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. All of the bathroom fixtures were left in the driveway. Who leaves a toilet out on the driveway? And people say southerners are weird for having cars in the yard.
But I bet that was one of those old high-capacity toilets. You can't buy them anymore. They're worth their weight in gold nowadays. Well, their weight in something.
(Thanks to Meryl.)
Posted by Mac Thomason at April 3, 2006 01:11 PM