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February 01, 2006
The President is bananas
President Bush's State of the Union Address
I certainly didn't watch the damned thing -- I have better things to do, like sleep -- but did he really call for a ban on "human-animal hybrids"? Is this a real concern? Are we at war with the Lobster People again?
Posted by Mac Thomason at February 1, 2006 08:24 AM
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Indeed he did. Apparently there are some wacky scientists who are RIGHT NOW trying to create a lobster man. We MUST pass legislation immediately! Vote Republican.
Posted by: Dan at February 1, 2006 09:49 AM
I don't know if he knew about this research or was just throwing a bone to his buddies, but...
Posted by: Linkmeister at February 1, 2006 12:10 PM
I am the Sayer of the Law. Here come all that be new to learn the Law. I sit in the darkness and say the Law.
Evil are the punishments of those who break the Law. None escape.
Posted by: Are We Not Men? at February 1, 2006 12:37 PM
Damn, I was hoping for an update on the steroids, and the Mars mission, now we get THIS to worry about! MANIMAL!
Posted by: Jeff (no, the other one) at February 1, 2006 03:40 PM
When he said it, I was all, "DAMN! There goes my entire plan for a centaur army. Asshole."
Posted by: Newspaper Hack at February 1, 2006 07:05 PM
Best quote I've read on this yet...
God-schmod! I want my monkey man!
I dunno why... that just cracked up!
Posted by: Michael B at February 2, 2006 09:02 AM
Michael, you do know that's a Simpsons reference. Without looking it up, I think Bart is disappointed by the Sunday school teacher's answer to yet another of his irreverent questions.
Posted by: Del at February 2, 2006 04:20 PM