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February 23, 2006

Chickens bite back

Discovery Channel :: News :: Mutant Chickens Grow Teeth

The really disturbing news is that scientists did this on purpose. The chickens grew "grew conical-shaped, alligator-type teeth." Just what we need, chickens that can tear your flesh. Why they did this remains unanswered.

Posted by Mac Thomason at February 23, 2006 05:17 PM

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They're tired of all these remakes of classic horror. They decided to provide the inspiration for some new material.

Leave it to the Swattie prof to obliquely reference human werewolves in an article about chickens. Represent.

Posted by: JoeyT at February 23, 2006 05:57 PM

Maybe Bush can ban it in his next State of the Union.

Posted by: Poser at February 23, 2006 06:23 PM

F*ckin' Swarthmore. They're trying to tell yet another company how to run their business. Hey, one person's 'human rights abuse' is another's best business practice.

Posted by: Susan at February 23, 2006 08:45 PM

"Just what we need, chickens that can tear your flesh."

Previously known as dinosaurs. What a fall. One minute, you're the terror of terra; the next, you're fighting a rat for a half-eaten hamburger bun sitting by a dumpster.

Posted by: Paul at February 27, 2006 10:14 PM

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