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January 09, 2006

Department of Horrible Puns

Zoo to add trunk space

The copywriter who came up with this headline (about additional elephants and space at the Birmingham Zoo) should never ever try to be clever again. At least they didn't go with "Broketrunk Mountain", I suppose:

Mona, believed to be 58, has been alone since her longtime companion, Susie, died last January.

Posted by Mac Thomason at January 9, 2006 10:59 AM

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I'm just not gonna go there...

Posted by: Michael B at January 9, 2006 02:38 PM

Whatever you do, don't think about their trunks.

Posted by: Mac Thomason at January 9, 2006 02:58 PM

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