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December 20, 2005
Roy Nation
Moore's wife seeks donations in letter
St. Roy's wife's name (Kayla) has gone out under an email sent to religious fanatics all over the country, asking for campaign contributions. Well, it says to help Roy become a "national spokesperson for Christian conservatism", but that's what it amounts to.
You'll be happy to know that St. Roy is opposed to those who want to "remove Christ from Christmas," (leaving only "mas", which is Spanish for "more", which is a homonym homophone for "Moore! Hmmm....) Some of his recent statements seemed to be downplaying the horrendous threat of the War On Christmas, but no more!
"I know I am asking a lot especially right in the middle of this Christmas season when your focus is on family, friends and loved ones," the letter reads. "But, I can think of no better time than this Holy Season to begin our campaign to return morality to our country and God to our public square."
Yep, that's what you should do. Think of the looks on your little ones' faces when they come out Christmas morning, and instead of gifts, they find cards saying that a donation in their names has been made to the Roy Moore for Alabama Governor campaign. It's a Christmas they won't soon forget.
Posted by Mac Thomason at December 20, 2005 09:11 AM
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I'd like someone to ask St. Roy why they're so into Christmas, when the Puritans -- surely the pious-est Amurkins in history -- refused to celebrate it, saying it was left over from the old pagan winter festival Saturnalia. "Is it because the donations flow better in December? Or did Jesus(tm) tell you to?"
Posted by: Jeff (no, the other one) at December 20, 2005 09:18 AM