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June 15, 2005
Bad and badder
If Rupert Murdoch gets into a fight with Wal-Mart, who do you root for?
Posted by Mac Thomason at June 15, 2005 12:45 PM
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I think I would side with Murdoch because I hate Wal-Mart more. But I also wouldn't buy his damn video-on-demand DVRs.
Posted by: Dan at June 15, 2005 11:18 PM
I root for a steel-cage match-to-the-death between Murdoch and the executroids at Faux (plus O'Really?, Spammity, and Neil Cavuto) against all of the executroids at Driving-Me-Up-the-Wal-Mart.
One where the referee forgets to stop the fight until there are no survivors.
Posted by: (: Tom :) at June 16, 2005 01:31 PM
Will they be given weapons in the cage?
As I understand it, you'll still have to pay $70 a month or whatever it is for DirecTV in order to get the satellite movies, is that right?
Posted by: Del at June 17, 2005 09:24 AM
Will they be given weapons in the cage?
No. They have conclusively shown that they are lacking in the higher brain functions needed to distinguish foes from observers. Innocents outside the cage could get hurt.
As I understand it, you'll still have to pay $70 a month or whatever it is for DirecTV in order to get the satellite movies, is that right?
Unless you could convince someone (coughcoughGoresnewnetwork) to pay upfront, and provide it to all as a public service.
Posted by: (: Tom :) at June 17, 2005 10:52 AM
Oh c'mon, couldn't they even have a mace or two?
The combination of the death-fight in the steel cage and free piped-in home movies for all is kind of scary. Because we seem to be almost there now.
Posted by: Del at June 17, 2005 11:57 AM