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April 13, 2005
Eric + Mary Jane 4eva!
Rudolph liked pot a lot, Army pal says
Look at it this way: if it wasn't for pot, maybe Rudolph would have been more energetic and have blown up even more buildings.
Rudolph's former Army roomate says that one night at Fort Campbell, Rudolph declined an offer to go out drinking. (Booze = acceptable, legal mind-altering substance.) When he got back, he found Rudolph had a pillowcase full of marijuana. (Cannabis = unacceptable, illegal, evil mind-altering substance that leads to cocaine and/or blowing things up.)
Rudolph also kept to himself (that was inevitable) except for when he screamed at the television news. (Yeah, CNN hits me the same way sometimes.) "He didn't like any minorities," says the roommate, and resented a former girlfriend. After Rudolph was discharged for smoking pot, the roommate kept in touch until they had a fight because he didn't want to join Rudolph's pot-growing business.
Posted by Mac Thomason at April 13, 2005 10:08 AM
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pillowcase full of marijuana
Damn... that's a lot of weed...
Posted by: Michael at April 13, 2005 02:54 PM
I guess you can't make stuff like that up...
Posted by: Dan at April 13, 2005 03:30 PM