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May 02, 2004
Oh, gross
Officials: National Zoo Panda Not Pregnant
I really can do without the panda sex grading:
"Tian Tian gets an 'A' for effort, but I have to say he gets an 'F' for technical merit," said Stevens. "He did not make the connection we were all hoping for."
No wonder they're endangered.
Posted by Mac Thomason at May 2, 2004 04:10 PM
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Well, I always thought that sort of breeding was a bit weird. We put two pandas of opposite sex in a cage and expect them to go at it? What if one of them is gay or one of them is considered to be the ugliest panda that ever lived? If someone stuck me in a cage with an ugly woman, I'd at least want a 12 pack before I started the mating process.
Posted by: Karsten at May 2, 2004 09:20 PM
It's the Panda equivalent of if you were the last person on earth.
Posted by: Herman at May 4, 2004 10:48 AM
It appears that Tian Tian may need Viagra. Or diagrams.
Posted by: Mac Thomason at May 4, 2004 11:24 AM
Some zoo showed gorillas porn films in order to get them to mate. It apparently worked.
This world is so strange.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish at May 5, 2004 11:50 PM
That's not a gorilla, it's just Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: Mac Thomason at May 6, 2004 09:16 AM