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November 25, 2002
Double-entendre Playhouse Presents
The first line of this story is: "Are they real, or are they fake?"
Luckily, Steve "Not Hercules" Reeves of the Tuscaloosa News is talking about shrunken heads, not boobies. Well, not lucky for the people whose heads were shrunk. Unless they're fake, in which case unlucky for the Alabama Museum of Natural History, owner of three objects, two of which are "suspicious". Actually, they're probably all "real", but could be from a monkey or sloth, not a person.
They're bad luck anyway, since they were displayed before the horrifying train wreck of a football game Saturday.
Posted by Mac Thomason at November 25, 2002 02:56 PM